The Meep [Secret Lair Drop Series] Elf Crab Warrior Set: Darksteel Type: Creature —

Set: Darksteel Type: Creature — Goblin Artificer Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{R} {R}

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Whenever an opponent attacks you while you're the monarch

{T}: Leering Gargoyle gets -2/+2 and loses flying until end of turn

Set: Modern Horizons 2 Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {G}{G} Green creatures you control get +1/+1

The Meep [Secret Lair Drop Series] Elf Crab Warrior Set: Darksteel Type: Creature —Set: Secret Lair Drop Series Type: Legendary Creature Alien Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} WardPay 3 life. Whenever The Meep attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, creatures you control have base power and toughness X X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's mana value. All hail the Meep.