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or any major milestone
and that's exactly the point
Cricket Chirp Christmas Ornament
and singing for 10 hours of endless love declarations
an inside joke
Endless Punk Rock Birthday Card with Glitter horror or any major milestoneThis punk rock birthday card sings "Happy Birthday" and won't stop until the battery dies It looks like a normal birthday card: a punk rock T Rex with a flaming orange mohawk on the front, "Hope it's Dino Mite" on the inside. But the second it opens, it rips into a punk rock version of "Happy Birthday" on an endless loop no off switch, no mercy. Close it, stuff it in a drawer, hide it under a couch cushion: it keeps playing for hours until the battery