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or any surface in need of Bavarian protection
smooth fit
Capacity: 11oz—ideal for hot coffee at dawn or dark beer at dusk
framed by vintage gold-and-cream typography
tumble dry low—unless you’re aging it like a barrel-aged stout
Squonk Just Wants a Beer T-Shirt Apparel or any surface in needMeet the worlds saddest cryptidand its only comfort: a cold one. The Squonk Just Wants a Beer T Shirt stars a droopy eyed Squonk (that legendary Pennsylvania creature prone to self dissolution) clutching a frothy pint, under the headline The Squonk Just Wants a Beer! and cheeky subtext Is pa cryptid crying for a brew? Printed on soft brown ringspun cotton, its a feel good anthem for anyone whos ever needed a drink to chase the blues away. Material: