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I Swallow tee

This cozy beanie combines a ribbed knit design with a fun Halloween twist

and embroidered design that’s equal parts sassy and earth-conscious

The “Great Tits” design features two actual birds (get your mind out of the gutter… or don’t) embroidered on a heavyweight cotton-blend hoodie with a roomy fit and kangaroo pocket

Attempted Murder Dad hat pun tshirts mischief-makersThis embroidered dad hat features your dangerously funny wordplay stitched front and center, making it the perfect conversation starter for bird lovers with a dark sense of humor. Whether you're running errands, filming chaotic TikToks, or plotting absolutely nothing suspicious, this cap delivers effortless cool with a side of menace.