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Endless Birthday Farts Card with Glitter pull-surprise It takes a pause andThis birthday card plays fart sounds nonstop until the battery dies It looks like a sincere birthday card "Have a Very Happy Birthday" in bright, cheerful lettering right up until they open it. Then it rips a fart. Not a song, not a melody, just relentlessly enthusiastic farts on a loop that does not stop. Close the card and it keeps going. Set it down and it keeps going. It loops nonstop, even when closed, for hours until the battery dies. This is