'Don't Be a Dick' Festoon of Gloom garland gift for wedding night The mum's top is short

The mum's top is short sleeved with a very decent neckline - not one of those horrible wide elasticated things - and the child's top is long sleeved with a lap-neck up until age 12 months and then round necked up to age 7-8 years

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The design is screen printed using organic ink onto beautifully soft

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'Don't Be a Dick' Festoon of Gloom garland gift for wedding night The mum's top is shortDon't be a Dick' bunting joyfully reminds arseholes who enter your home or place of work to refrain from being a total twat whilst in your company. Ideal for dismal family or office photos. Designed to spread discord and paranoia. Hand cut and printed by the artist as a limited edition. As this bunting is made from remnants and offcuts, the materials will vary. Please specify a colour scheme if you have a preference. Packed in a gold see through